445 - The Podcasts Podcast - 1 - Podcast Homework For Episode 2

November 8, 2017

The structure of this show is simple. Every odd numbered episode will be announcing the shows we will record on the even numbered episodes. That being true, this is an announcement episode for episode 2. The theme of episode 2 is... ALIENS. Click the links below if you want to listen before listening to us make fun of and/or compliment the shows we picked at random:

Hysteria 51: Pyramids Of Giza - Egyptian Tombs Or Alien Gas Stations https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/pyramids-of-giza-egyptian-tombs-or-alien-gas-stations-59/id1156724104?i=1000394451408&mt=2

The Alien Invasion - Walking Dead UFO and Travis Walton rescued by ET https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/walking-dead-ufo-travis-walton-rescued-by-et-alien/id456439427?i=1000382079751&mt=2

Beyond The Darkness - UFO's Today: 70 Years of Lies, Misinformation & Government Cover-Up https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ufos-today-70-years-lies-misinformation-government/id1185048025?i=1000392480279&mt=2

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444 - LIW The Twilght Zone Review - 59 - A Hundred Yards Over The Rim (TZ 223)

November 6, 2017

In this episode man defeats a rim. Defeats it by about a hundred yards I'd say. Then he is transported to 1961, he gets modern medicine for his dying child and then he goes back over the rim only to find the skeletal remains of his family, untouched by modern man. What? That's how it should have ended. Why does the Twilight Zone keep insisting time travel is a two way street?

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443 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 58 - Long Distance Call (TZ 222)

November 6, 2017

This episode has the biggest sack of shit character in Twilight Zone history. Second only to Phoenix. Have you ever loved a child so much that when you died you wanted the kid to murder himself so he could be with you again? You have? Then you're a goddamn psychopath.

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442 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 57 - The Prime Mover (TZ 221)

October 29, 2017

Remember when you were a kid and always talked about what your super power would be? Invisibility? Nah, you still make noise. Flight? Nah, you'd crash and die. Super human strength? Nah, you'd rip your dick right off like Mr. Dingle. Telekinesis? YES! You could be a super hero from afar without getting into the actual danger. You could stop bullets like Neo. You could crumble whole buildings if you wanted to be evil. You could......work part-time at a run down diner and just... make your broom stand up so you didn't have to bend over. Is this the lamest super power story ever? Good episode though.

433 - TINM! - 72 - "Fuck Me with Mike Rowe" Phoenix On 'Way Off Topic Radio' 3

October 28, 2017

Frank asked me to be on Way Off Topic Radio at midnight and we recorded until 3 am so my usual anger and energy wasn't there until the second half of the show. I'm pretty sure Frank was on bath salts and a gerbil named Coffee fell out of his ass which was distracting. Frank tells crazy stories about insane people he grew up with. I tell the story of sneaking away to NYC in high school which resulted in one angry New Yorker's Mercedes being covered in a bag of vomit. It was a long show filled with strange stories and lots of gross conversations.

To hear Frank's Indy Car podcast, click here: http://reddragonsradio.weebly.com/the-indy-sportscar-podcast.html

439 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 7 - Vans

October 28, 2017

Is there any worse automobile to be stuck behind than a van? At least with a semi-truck you can pass it off as a man doing his job. But a van driver is not working...unless making meth and snatching up children is a job. Just because something takes up your whole day doesn't make it a job.

440 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 8 - Sports Bars

October 28, 2017

Can't play sports but desperately want to watch sports while drinking away your life remember when you could play said sports? Then welcome to your local sports bar. Check out the north corner of the bar for the elderly band pretending to be rockstars. Yes, it's delusion all around at your local sports bar!

441 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 9 - Anime

October 28, 2017

Anime is boring. Anime is boring. Anime is boring. Except most of Death Note. Other than that, anime is boring. Anime is boring. Anime is colorful flashing boring.

438 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 6 - Shitty Poetry

October 28, 2017

Writing your feelings in poem form is not an art. It's just a shorthand diary at that point. We do not want to read your boring diary. Just learn to be clever about it. Deal? Good.

437 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 5 - Looking At Loudspeakers

October 28, 2017

Your alien overlords demand that you stare at speakers when someone is speaking over them. I can't think of another reason everyone stares at them in public. Obviously it's left-over survival instincts to stare at noises to determine if it's a threat or not but you can go ahead and stop looking once you realize it's only a speaker.

436 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 4 - Horseback Riding

October 28, 2017

Horseback riding is fun. There is no denying that. Horses throw people off of them. There is no denying that. They do not want you on their spines. Obviously. This should be common knowledge. www.LIWstudios.com

435 - Things That Will Burn In Hell - 3 - Mustaches

October 28, 2017

For the first official video episode of Things That Will Burn In Hell, Phoenix discusses a sensitive subject to all of you victims out there. That of course is the creepy nature of men with mustaches. Or women with mustaches. Anyone with hair only on their lip. Stop it. Just stop it. For the sake of the children. The children.....

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434 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 103 - The Walking Dead - 801 - Mercy

October 28, 2017

For the first time in years, the opening episode of the season has me excited for the season to come. The pacing is much better. The story structure is insanely better. Rick's haircut is much worse though. But I'll live with that fact. Anyway, is it all a dream? Better not be.

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432 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 102 - The Walking Dead - 800 - Behind The Dead & Season 8 Predictions

October 24, 2017

Phoenix goes over the episode 716 Alternate Cut and how the title is deceiving. It only added one short scene. That's an extended cut. He also reviews the behind the scenes special for season 8 before getting into his season 8 predictions. Are you excited for season 8? Phoenix isn't sure either.

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431 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 101 - Fear The Walking Dead - 316 - Sleigh Ride

October 24, 2017

You can go ahead and kill Madison if you want. Seriously. This isn't reverse psychology. Do it. Anyway, shit happens in this episode and Aerosmith fights the Clark family. Madison has pointless visions about a zombie Christmas dinner. For some reason. It doesn't matter. AMC, you can kill her if you want.

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430 - LIW The Walking Dead Review - 100 - Fear The Walking Dead - 315 - Things Bad Begun

October 24, 2017

Our main chacters get 30 seconds of peace before being attacked by a new group of assholes. They really squeezed 4 episodes of story into the last two episodes but I'd rather have that than the way The Walking Dead makes 2 episodes worth of story last half a season. Anyway, Madison ups her bad decision making skills with a random murder and I can't follow the Victor nonsense anymore.

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428 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 55 - Mr. Dingle, The Strong (TZ 219)

October 23, 2017

What does it take for grown men to stand next to each other, get inside a large box on wheels, superglue tiny unicorn horns to their heads and yet spout out insults to a legendary actor that's right in front of them? Phoenix and Frank break down this and more in this charming episode of The Twilight Zone.

429 - LIW The Twilight Zone Review - 56 - Static (TZ 220)

October 23, 2017

Who the fuck are these people and why do they all live together like an elderly hostel? Another question, why is watching tv an insanely stupid thing to do but laying around listening to the radio all day every day is 100% the right thing to do? This main character is a real asshole. Also, if you're going to have an episode where the main character time travels back to a happier time, make sure that time isn't when he was still elderly. It's just sad. I think I spent more time writing this description than we did on the actual episode.

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427 - LIW Movie Review - 71 - Die Hard Anthology (1988-2013) Part 2

October 21, 2017

In this Way Off Topic Radio / LIW crossover episode, Frank and Phoenix discuss all 5 Die Hard movies while going severely off topic the entire show. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode. In this we discuss our favorite fights/villains, Little Fingers magical transporting powers in Game Of Thrones, their favorite scenes in each movie, how upset Phoenix was that 4 was rated PG-13, how terrible 5 was and then they rate each movie.

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426 - LIW Movie Review - 70 - Die Hard Anthology (1988-2013) Part 1

October 21, 2017

In this Way Off Topic Radio / LIW crossover episode, Frank and Phoenix discuss all 5 Die Hard movies while going severely off topic the entire show. This is part 1 of a 2 part episode. This one deals mostly with our experiences with the Die Hard franchise growing up, our favorite scenes in the original trilogy and what makes Die Hard special.