This was written in response to episode 99 as a means to say that who gives a shit what I have to say anyway? I'm just some asshole on the internet without a valid opinion. Yay, America!
99 - Sacred Be Americana
I don't hate America. Don't be stupid. I hate you taking the flag and song as sacred items that ARE America. The places. The people. The things we strive for. That's America. Sacred Be Americana is sarcasm. I hate that I have to write this because idiots online can't use common sense.
98 - Ghosts
You're an adult. Grow the fuck up. Scooby Don't isn't coming to save you. Common sense is.
97 - Virtual Driving
Do not read this episode description while driving. If you do then you should die.
96 - Dead-Ends
Expose yourself to me quicker. Stop hiding or I'll change your roads forever.
95 - Fast Food (Rapes America) Part IV
Take care of your body of lies.
94 - The Nap
I took a nap seven years ago and I'm still feasting on brains. Black-tar brains.
93 - Mile-High Cinema Club
It's like the regular mile-high club except you aren't having sex. But you are getting fucked.
92 - Parental Phrases
This episode offers solid advice that LIW Studios cannot be held responsible for if you consider of follow through with. Obviously. Don't be a fucking idiot. But you already are because you had kids you don't want.
91 - Chinese Letter Tattoos
I can't believe I got to paper cone cups before I got to this stupid shit. Or as it says on your arm, "wisdom."
90 - The Big, Fat Advertising Dick
Grab those ankles for McDonald's advertising! You'll be lovin' it.
89 - Fantasy
Imagine a world where you could get your characters out of any situation by the mere flick of your wrist and pen. Welcome to the world of fantasy.
88 - Public Restrooms
Bring on the vanilla and genocide.
87 - Game Shows
How about you watch yourself play the best solo game of Russian roulette?
86. Sexual Rap Songs
We're no longer "let's get it on"-ing. Now we're "suck this till all the cream is gone"-ing. Do you like sex? Aren't you special? Better start writing songs about that unique pastime of yours.
85. Redneck Comedy (Ignorance Part II)
All hail the whitest of trash!
84 - Emo Scene
Don't kill yourself over this episode. Seriously. If you do, keep me out of the note. But don't even do it. The suicide part. DO the keepign me out of the note part. But not suicide yourself. Is the message getting lost here? Just remember to do and do not things in this description. You'll figure out the order later.
83 - Most Jackets
I know. I don't know how I can complain about this topic either but I forced a way. I mean found. I found a way to force it. Wait... Shit. Fuck it and fuck jackets.
82 - State Mottos
Phoenix West: The Sexual Fire State.
81. Edward Scissorhands
Freddy Kruger + The Crow - everything about those characters that makes them awesome = Edward Scissorhands.