Watch as two white people fuck in every possible location. They call it a movie but it's more like boring art porn. Then Cage covers himself in black paint while screaming like the lunatic he is.
8 - Dark Angel & I Come In Peace (1990)
This is the full movie commentary for both Dark Angel and I Come In Peace.
Things are different this time. Brent watched the 1990 film 'Dark Angel' starring Dolph Lundgren in which an alien comes to America to forcibly deal narcotics. Dolph also attempts to find love with the city's coroner. One problem...she's his ex... Phoenix also watched a movie called "I Come In Peace" from 1990 in which Dolph Lundgren partners up with the guy from Dream On to stop an alien from out space that is bent on giving citizens overdoses of heroin. Dolph also must find a way to break off every plan he makes with his on-again-off-again girlfriend, the coroner of Houston.
Both movies are eerily similar. Phoenix and Brent both provide commentary while recording at different times in different places. To see the full official B-Movie Battle! episode, subscribe to this page!
6 - Hick Trek: The Moovie ('1999')
This is the entire movie Hick Trek: The Moovie from 1999 with video commentary from Shitty Movie Showdown! To watch the SMS! review episode of Hick Trek, click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXwzm3ti3Zc
Hick Trek: The Moovie is a Star Trek spoof with hicks. That’s pretty much it. Oh, they have to stop cats from blowing up a planet with a cottage cheese and pineapple bomb. It’s way better than it sounds and the gang ended up liking the movie.
5 - Rise Of The Black Bat (2012)
This is the entire movie Rise Of The Black Bat from 2012 with commentary from Shitty Movie Showdown! To watch the SMS! review episode for Rise Of The Black Bat, click HERE: Rise Of The Black Bat is about all those superheroes you know and love. Put them in a blender and you get this. What’s that? You forgot to toss money into the blender? Oh well, shoot the movie with nobodies and don’t bother lighting the shots or recording dialogue. It’ll work out, trust me.
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IV - The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
What the fuck is this? It's not about a real holiday. It isn't Star Wars and it sure as shit isn't fucking special. Know what kids that love Star Wars want to see? A Golden Girl singing a song about kicking out her patrons for 10 minutes. You monsters.
To see the review episode click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQkaKOjgrjo
3 - Halloween III: Season Of The Witch (1982)
In this video, we watched Halloween III: Season Of The Witch and tore it apart with live video commentary. This was originally from Shitty Movie Showdown! episode 3. What makes horror movies great? The villain right? And the original Halloween has a great villain with Michael Myers. So obviously it only made sense to remove him entirely and replace him with Irish people stealing Stonehenge to kill children with masks. It. Just. Makes. Sense. Can Detective Doctor overcome the Irish bad guys while maintaining a three beer buzz and keep his dick wet the entire time? Find out with us!
P.S. - I hear this video is blocked in Canada and the U.S.
2B - Witchery (1986)
What was that movie where Linda Blair got possessed? That's right... it's Witchery. Something about pregnate ladies jumping out windows just does it for us. It's erotic.
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2A - Thrashin' (1986)
The show is called Shitty Movie Showdown but through editing episode 2 of the show, Phoenix actually found a strange appreciation for this movie. Also, Josh Brolin literally called this movie shitty on WTF with Marc Maron so there's that. Watch as stunt doubles perform skateboarding feats for the actors! To see the review of the movie click here:
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1B - Hired To Kill (1990)
This is the full movie commentary for Hired To Kill. To see the review, check out Shitty Movie Showdown! episode 1.
Hired To Kill was an amazing piece of muscle covered shit. It was part awesome movie and bigger part confusing mess. Who is the star of this movie? Peter Dinklage mixed with Matt Damon? Correct. Now that we got that settled, watch his homophobic character kick-ass.... wait... let's be accurate. Watch as he slowly walks around while female models do all the shooting and heavy lifting. He was... hired to kill. And he did not. Spoiler alert. He doesn't kill even though he was hired to do exactly that. What a failure.
1A - Puppetmaster X: Axis Rising (2012)
Puppetmaster X: Axis Rising was the very first movie we were forced into watching under threat of death for Shitty Movie Showdown! The entire experience was recorded via security camera. Well, sort of. Some of the camera footage was lost but the audio remained. So it's weird. It is a seamless loss though so don't you worry, internet stranger. Feel free to leave your terrible thoughts below as if we would give a single shit about that sort of petty nonsense. I mean...we love you.